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Manuretia

To keep doing something stupid, even when you know it's bullshit.
"Cut the crap, you know you're wrong. Repeating it over and over is just manuretia."

"Scholars might refer to it as the 'sunk cost fallacy', but I prefer to call it manuretia."
by word burgler March 21, 2024
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Double Dipped Dumbass

Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.
"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"
by word burgler May 8, 2018
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procktail

A mixed drink administered through the "back door".
Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!
by word burgler November 27, 2014
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Vampunization

Biting the neck and drinking the blood of someone who just received a vaccination shot. Performed by Vaxpires and with moderation, to avoid lethal exvaxguination.
"Romania announced a bold plan to accelerate vaccine distribution today: only 10% of the population will receive the shot, and the rest will gain their immunity through vampunization."
by word burgler March 7, 2021
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Carejones

When a person cares about someone or something in a very badass manner. To do something nice against all odds. To use one's cojones in a positive, helpful and caring manner.
She just had the worst day of her life, and she still found the time to wish me happy birthday - that's some carejones!
by word burgler June 9, 2018
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simulbation

An engineering activity, where a system is simulated using software that encourages repeated iterations of the simulation. The simulation activity is its own reward, and may never result in a completed design.
Hey, are you ever going to finish that project, or are you just going to keep simulbating it? I'm tired of this endless simulbation, just finish the design!
by word burgler November 27, 2014
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manducate

To educate with a manly twist. Verb form of mansplaining.
What the fuck bro, what were you thinking? Manducate me.”
by word burgler January 25, 2022
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