wobber.'s definitions

emory

the most loving and kind person you’ll ever meet. you’ll never notice, but they’re always looking and complimenting from a distance. the type of person who you have a crush on the moment you meet them. you never stop smiling when you’re around them, even though you may not smile often. an absolutely gorgeous person who never runs out of compliments for you.

person 1: so i finally got to ask out emory today
person 2: you are the luckiest man alive oh my god did they say yes?

by wobber. November 4, 2021

quarkss

a nerd. probably makes fun of people using urban dictionary definitions

“dude you’re acting like a real quarkss right now”

by wobber. April 5, 2021