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Stay At Home Bro

A Stay At Home Bro is someone who sits on his butt at home, all day, either watching TV or playing video games, from the time he gets up from bed, until he feels like he's had his fill for the day, and goes to sleep. A Stay At Home Bro will take the occasional nap, a short break to see what food can be found in the kitchen, or even take a restroom break to pee out of boredom. Usually unemployed, and usually not one to go through full-time credit hour semesters in college, the Stay At Home Bro will often resort to mooching to meet life's daily needs, especially when it comes to who will buy him lunch or in more extreme cases, pay for his cable and/or internet bill.
I'm not paying the cable/internet bill this month. I'm not supporting the habits of a Stay At Home Bro.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Superman

The Superman is a sex position, where a guy has sexual intercourse with a girl, doggy style, and bends the girl forward while he reaches over her shoulders to plant his hands on the floor, supporting his weight, while his legs are sticking straight out. The posture has the man resembling a flying Superman.
The Superman position was out long before that Souljah boy garbage got everyone confused as to what it actually does mean to "Superman that ho".
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Homotextual

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.
Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010
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Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.
That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.
by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010
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