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Bring back the biff

A reference to the unwarranted removal of section 59 of the New Zealand Crimes Act, making it illegal to smack your children. Bring back the biff refers to many kiwi mums and dads lamenting the removal of their right to discipline their children.
Father to Mother following their spawn showing them absolute disrespect and being unable to do anything about it. "k'nell love, the cheeky little shit. We need to bring back the biff"

"Cheese boy, I would chust love to give you the Chandal. If only the Covernment would chust Bring back the biff"
by winkelTossa March 23, 2019
mugGet the Bring back the biffmug.

Hongi

A (NZ) Maori greeting. The two touch noses and sometimes foreheads. It's a sign of respect and welcome...followed by wild, out of control copulation and cock licking. The last bit is my fantasy.
Mmmm. I wanna give that Wahini some hongi Bro. Kin-ay Bro. I'd give her some of my fuckin Hori eh? Nah fuck you Coz. She's fuckin mine Cunt!
by winkelTossa December 9, 2019
mugGet the Hongimug.

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