- I think it's time to put on a diet! Take a look! This T-shirt is freakin' tight-assed !!!
- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!
- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!
by William Warney December 14, 2010

- Yo, you need to help us get outta here!!!
- Hey, listen! With all the atrocities you have committed throughout your life, the only way you will find to get outta this shitty place here, son, is the back gate parlor.
- Hey, listen! With all the atrocities you have committed throughout your life, the only way you will find to get outta this shitty place here, son, is the back gate parlor.
by William Warney May 17, 2011

by William Warney April 23, 2011
