watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs
Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!
by william shatnered January 03, 2011
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shatnered

shit yourself while farting
dude just shatnered! damn he needs to change his boxers!
by william shatnered December 29, 2010
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