Definitions by william shatnered

shatnered 

shit yourself while farting

dude just shatnered! damn he needs to change his boxers!

shatnered by william shatnered January 3, 2011

watermelon farmer 

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs

Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!

watermelon farmer by william shatnered January 3, 2011