twit

A pregnant goldfish.
"What is a twit?"
"A pregnant goldfish!"
-Anthony Wilde
by wilde February 11, 2014
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gobblejam

A gobblejam is when you stick the head of a live turkey up your ass while you're fucking it.
Let's go have us a gobblejam!
by Wilde March 26, 2005
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