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Definitions by wife of keith john

the red bull hour 

That time of day when, all of a sudden, your pet, or a person, gets a sudden, almost volcanic, burst of energy. The red bull hour does not require the consumption of red bull.
It always gets to be around 7pm when my dog Frank will hit the red bull hour and will run screaming around the garden like the devil is on his tail. After the red bull hour Frank is always ready to go to bed for the night.

sleep dew 

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.
"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"
sleep dew by wife of keith john January 7, 2012

snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma
A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.