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sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

Guzzoline

Guzzoline, a supposedly limited resource, is used so extravagantly because it makes the warlord out as powerful, as opposed to being used reasonably.

"Five gallons of diesel and some high-octane guzzoline."

by widget master November 19, 2019

direct sunlight

Direct sunlight

The mortal enemy and known weakness of gamers.

Direct sunlight is sunlight that shines onto a growing boy at full strength, with nothing getting between the sunlight and the child.

by widget master November 11, 2018

shiny and chrome

1. The most beautiful thing that mankind can achive.
2. a lost art on automobiles.

You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

by widget master November 19, 2019

Lyra Heartstrings

If you are reading this you are a brony and very bored.
You could be watching MLP.

Lyra heartstrings is best pony.

by widget master February 12, 2019