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HoFax

A report on women showing their ownership, disease, and accident history.

In this little town, every bitch should come with a HoFax report. There's no telling what that stuff has been through!

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When a woman receives flowers the day after performing oral sex.

Did you see that girl's desk today? She earned a huge blo-quet last night!

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