whateverputinga's definitions

Selah

the most amazing brown girl you will ever come across. Her name is not pronounced sa-lah but cee-lah. Get it right. She is thoughtful, caring and intelligent. Cherish her. If you're an asshole, she'll become a heartbreaker. You can't break up with her. She'll break up with you. Also has no feelings towards stupid boys, whatsoever.

salah?
it's selah sir.
what?
i said it's selah, not salah.

by whateverputinga March 14, 2018

Kelty

amazing mother and friend. Has extremely long hair, and a beautiful smile. She is a precious sole whomst will never call immigration on my illegal father.

"go for it", says Kelty

by whateverputinga May 10, 2018