westfalia's definitions

hella nades

A term that used when a large amount of grenades are thrown and explode at one time. Most commonly used while playing video games online.

Duder 1: "Damn dude they comin' on strong."

Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"

Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

sushi sickness

The nauseating, upset stomach feeling you sometimes get after dining out on some cheap sushi.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude my stomach hurts. I feel like I'm gonna puke."

Duder 2: "Dang dude what did you have for dinner tonight."

Duder 1: "I went to sushi. I knew I shouldn't have got that mackerel."

Duder 2: "Yea dude, mackerel always gives you the sushi sickness."

by westfalia January 18, 2010

cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 7, 2010

jealousy pic

A photo of a female that enrages her boyfriend and makes him jealous. Most jealousy pics are taken in night clubs then posted on Facebook for the world to see.

Duder 1: "Check out this pic of my girl. Look at that guy kissing on her cheek. What the hell is that about?"

Duder 2: "I don't know man, but it looks like that's her jealousy pic."

Duder 1: "Fuck you I'm not jealous. That bitch better have a good explanation for this."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

math pro bono

A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.

Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"

American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"

Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

cacky

Used to describe a guy who is cocky about his penis size.

Duder 1: "Dude my cack looks so big sometimes."

Duder 2: "I'm so happy for you... what the fuck am I supposed to say to that dude? You're so cacky sometimes."

by westfalia January 22, 2010

contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.

Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."

by westfalia January 19, 2010