Definitions by westfalia
emeriltator
A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.
Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"
Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"
Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."
Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"
Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."
emeriltator by westfalia December 11, 2009
Blaggle
Used to convey a feeling of disgust or sickness. It is most commonly used as a sound effect for someone throwing up. Variations include 'BUHgaggle' which adds a powerful emphasis to your disgust and 'blaggly' which describes something disgusting.
Dude 1: "Last night while I was fucking that girl from the club I couldn't see my dick because her stomach rolls were covering it."
Dude 2: "Oh my god! Blaggle!"
Dude 1: "Whatever man she's so hot."
Dude 2: "I've never seen anything more blaggly in my life dude, sorry."
Dude 2: "Oh my god! Blaggle!"
Dude 1: "Whatever man she's so hot."
Dude 2: "I've never seen anything more blaggly in my life dude, sorry."
bac-o-whore
Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."
Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"
Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."
Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"
Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."
bac-o-whore by westfalia December 10, 2009
Gibbit Gibbit
A term used when talking about sexual intercourse. It's most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms.
Dude 1: "Hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?" (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms)
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
Gibbit Gibbit by westfalia December 9, 2009
relex
Duder 1: "How was your first time?"
Duder 2: "Oh man it was cool. I was totally relex. I wasn't nervous at all."
Duder 1: "You're my idol dude."
Duder 2: "Oh man it was cool. I was totally relex. I wasn't nervous at all."
Duder 1: "You're my idol dude."
Chappelle Tourettes
Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
Chappelle Tourettes by westfalia December 8, 2009
Chop-Flush
The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
Chop-Flush by westfalia December 3, 2009