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squirt sponge 

When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.

Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

squirt sponge by weird fact November 4, 2014

shriver squeeze 

An act performed by two males in which one male inserts his penis into another males anus. Just before ejaculation the receiver squeezes the genitals of the other male so he can finish in his mouth.

"Did you hear about Kole" asked Steve. "No what happened" Josh replied. "He performed a Shriver squeeze last night and now Toney won't stop calling him!"

shriver squeeze by weird fact November 4, 2014