retard

When you see a tumblr feminist crying their whale ass off, a kid laughing at nothing, or person who has no mental ailness doing some stupid shit.

tumblr feminist: Ok, so I'm mad at you racist sexist homophobic sexist whalist sizeist male heterophobes islamphobic fucks insulting me, I identify as a Yak-9P Fighter jet equipped with nonswept wings and 20mm cannons, with the pilot being Misha Yatobo blah blah blah blah hentai anime blah blah blah are you still listening blah blah males should die

Todd: She's a fucking retard.
Adam: Agreed.
Sam: Retards think alike.... *oncoming swarm of feminists*

by weird eye the science guy November 14, 2018

perpendicularshots

Fucking a girl from the back but instead of her being on her hands/knees (doggystyle, backshots) she’s on her side

This makes her perpendicular to the penetrator

Male manipulator: She was gonna kill herself but after I played an alex g song on my guitar she agreed to perpendicularshots in her bedroom with red LED lights

Friend: What the fuck are you saying? Are you retarded?

by weird eye the science guy February 18, 2024

great person

someone who you admire a lot, not for looks, etc, but for their personality and what they do,
generally someone who has a good social, sex, and online life, and with a good reputation, you might think they're a hidden serial killer, buts thats the only goody two shoes shits, if theres homework the teacher forgot, they will probably shut the fuck up.

Rebecca: Did you see Adam?
Tiffany: You have a boyfriend!
Rebecca: No! He's just a great person, I don't love him!
Tiffany: Oh, sorry, he does seem like he actually contributes good to the capitalist hellhole we live in.
Rebecca: What?

by weird eye the science guy December 09, 2018