weheartcatfishes 's definitions

jobby cakes

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

alan

a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick

bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021