weave's definitions

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

by weave January 8, 2004

tizzun

a racially offensive term for a black person. NOTE: this is another word with hundreds of spellings, or should I say misspellings. This is the ONLY correct spelling...take heed!

Please refrain from using the term "tizzun," and other racially insensitive epithets.

by weave March 18, 2003

SMELLFUNGUS

a person who bitches, pisses and moans, and gripes about absolutely everything.

My wife was the quintessential smellfungus. No matter what I did or said, nothing was good enough. She was on me like a June bug on a porch light.

by weave September 22, 2003

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low-blow to the corduroy pouch, or testicles.

She was romantically rochambeaued when her husband committed adultery.
The pro wrassler received a rochambeau when his adversary fish-hooked him.

by weave March 18, 2003

DIRT SLEEVE

the asshole

My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!

by weave November 10, 2003

cop dome

to receive oral from a female, (or if you're a swashbuckler), a male.

Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!

by weave October 25, 2003

it's all academic

all but over; the outcome is a given or certainty; a done deal

After Tyson's uppercut to his adversary, it was all academic!

by weave March 19, 2003