wEnDy's definitions

azn john

If you are walking down a dark alley...and you see a skinny yellow man come up to you...run....b'cuz he's there to take your food!!! HOT AZN!....likes blonde chicks and girls of color...and Wendy!!!..... he has a baby named shaniqua lee terada!!...I LOVE YOU JOHN!!!

OMG here comes JOHN!!...hide the food!!!

by WENDY February 3, 2005

fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.

Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!

by Wendy August 15, 2006

John Stewart

the funniest fucking man on the planet.

Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.

by Wendy January 20, 2005

Randykins

Netspeak for the beloved actor Randy Harrison. He is so very adorable and also gay.

Poor Randykins loves theater but works in TV most of the time!

by Wendy December 13, 2004

Snow Man

A person who deals drugs, most likely Cocaine.

I wanted some crack, but my snow man was all out.

by Wendy January 5, 2004

French Canada

1. Mostly consists of Quebec.
2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.

I went to Quebec over the weekend.

by Wendy January 5, 2004

Wendy

A sweet girl with a lot of heart. A Wendy also is the life of a party and everyone likes her.

Wendy is a sweet girl and is the life of a party!

by Wendy January 1, 2004