w00tw00t's definitions

fazed

Out of it, stoned.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

wotm

Word of the moment. The thing up in the right hand corner of urbandictionary.com. Through time maybe one day perhaps this word too may become wotm.

Heh heh look pussy is the current WOTM!

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Bum

Anybody 24 years or older who's still jobless and living with his parents. See loser.

God when will that lazy bum get off his ass and get a job already?

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

shw33t

l33t shweet

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

42000

When you're really really really baked.

Whoa man heh. Four twenty thousand. Heh. whoah.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

howto

A set of online instructions documenting how to do something. Generally used by linux geeks.

I couldn't figure out the problem after spending eight hours reading various man pages so I finally went onlie and searched for a howto.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003