Nastissist

A nasty narcissist

She came on in my Inbox with the selfie phone. When she spoke she was the epitome of nastyness - she was a nastissist.

by vivauganda April 24, 2019

polysillybic

A person who habitually favours a long word over a short one.

That polysillybic? Just a long-word factory. Sometimes he can't even get his tongue around the pronunciation!

by vivauganda January 14, 2011

why don't you stay at home more often

A full-spectrum insult. Said at anytime and anyone to a silly remark.

1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.

B: Why don't you stay at home more often?

2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?

by vivauganda February 22, 2011

magnanimouse

Someone whose magnanimity stops outside his pocket.

He made a big speech at the fund-raiser and then hid like a magnanimouse when they came around with the hat.

by vivauganda December 22, 2010

hypathetical

An argument based on a pathetic hypothesis. Generally by argumen (sic). Something simply not raisinable (sic).

Sure there'd be a shortage of pork if pigs could fly: That's hypathetical.

by vivauganda April 30, 2013

writerpreneur

A person who will churn out 600 words on any subject against a payment.

He'll write fast, for or against as per your wish, for cash. Just a writerpreneur.

by vivauganda June 02, 2019

frothcoming

It's a deliberate tyop on forthcoming, as for a book, left uncorrected, to signal a possible reaction to it from a certain person in the form of froth-at-the-mouth hate and jealousy.

A: Mr Author, is your book still forthcoming?
B: Yesss.
A: Who's gonna buy it?
B: About ten people minus you.
A: It'll fail.
B: Sure it will.
A: Good luck!
B: Good luck, eh, with all that froth in your mouth? Sure my book'll be forthcoming soon and then it'll be frothcoming, so wipe your mouth now.

by vivauganda July 14, 2011