OnlyJurassics

the action of paying a dinosaur on onlyfans to spread its legs because your life has come to rock bottom and now you’ve gained 50 new fetishes you didn’t even know you had and were gifted a twelve inch dildo for your 16th birthday because you couldn’t stop sleeping with other people and probably now have over sixty children. typically found in usually men that are above the age of 50. this can be transmitted to other people if not dealt with.
person 1: bro, did you see that babe T-rex on onlyfans?

person 2: get a fucking job, your 65 years old and you smell like piss, and for the love of god stop stealing my credit card for OnlyJurassics!
by virigin.father289 February 17, 2025
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