victim of berts rampage for beer's definitions

alcoholic

Someone who manipulates good mormon families who have breweries in their basement for her own selfish desires. Uses childern as deliverers for her beer, and seduces the dad on a daily basis to satisfy her uncontrollable thrist for beer. Can smell out any keg party, so those trying to have a good time have to spend a good 100 dollars on bait beer thats on the other side of town from the party, and that'll only buy them about 2 hours before she'll come breaking through concrete walls and destroying anything in her path to get at the kegs.

"hm...all the wildlife are running away in the same direction..i wonder wh-.....wait..i hear babies crying to.its her! bert didnt take the bait!"

by victim of berts rampage for beer July 27, 2004