very sad man's definitions

The Ellen Effect

When you want something really, really bad but you can't have it.

"Wow the new PlayStation is amazing!"

"But I can't afford it.. "
"Guess you'll be experiencing the Ellen Effect then."

by Very sad man March 29, 2018

feminist

Someone who supports the empowerment of women. Traditionally to the point of equality with men. Some go too far, many don't. Not to be confused with Feminazi; women who take feminism too far and assault men, and who are used as a straw-man argument by neck-beards who are intimidated by something they don't understand (women).

1. I'm a feminist because there are gender-based issues that must still be addressed by our society as a whole
2. BlahblahblahFeminaziblahblahBitchblahblahFeminist are evilblahblahKitchenblahblahtinypenis.

by very sad man December 3, 2017