nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

by velvy May 17, 2007

mexican navy

another word for turd, euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.

by velvy April 28, 2007

runway beacon

a white man with a bald head. Also, opposite of 8-ball.

Whenever Carl arrives into the lighted room, his runway beacon always glows.

by velvy March 18, 2007