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Definitions by velvet cave

crumpler 

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.
Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler
crumpler by velvet cave September 1, 2009
1. A person with a disability.

2. A person that despite their disability are able to do usefull and handy things for others .
Hey bro you can't park there it's handichap parking only.
handichap by velvet cave August 19, 2009