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Carpet Bomb
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To
defecate on
the
floor
and
walking
away.
Tim
decided to one-up
Jimmy
's crop
dust
with a carpet bombing.
Carpet Bomb
by
VAN MAN
July 31, 2013
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Masturkin
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To
masturbate
while
defecating
on the toilet
.
Jimmy
could not convince his girlfriend to
give
him a
blumpkin
, so he had to give himself a masturkin.
Masturkin
by
VAN MAN
July 31, 2013
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vans
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amazing
make
of skate shoe.
just
cos you tossers
cant
affofd them.
vans
kick
the ass of
reebok
or
nike
any day.
vans
by
van man
April 29, 2004
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