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Carpet Bomb

To defecate on the floor and walking away.
Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.
by VAN MAN July 31, 2013
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Masturkin

To masturbate while defecating on the toilet.
Jimmy could not convince his girlfriend to give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a masturkin.
by VAN MAN July 31, 2013
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vans

amazing make of skate shoe. just cos you tossers cant affofd them.
vans kick the ass of reebok or nike any day.
by van man April 29, 2004
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