justafriend

A person that someone is obviously dating,
which is obvious to every single person in the world except said victim, er, person.

So, you hanging out with Kristen tonight? Nope, her justafriend is taking her to dinner and movies.
Oh.

by VAKI5 May 08, 2005

bludger

lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

slab

a case of 24 beer bottles or a carton of 24 cans.

by VAKI5 November 02, 2003

tickle the ivories

To play the piano.

When you 'tickle' something, you touch it lightly. 'Ivories' refers to the white keys on the piano, which used to be made from ivory.

Uncle George tickled the ivories all night long.

by VAKI5 May 11, 2005

jujifruitfulness

An overwhelming artificial flavour

After eating that box of candy, I was overwhelmed by jujifruitfulness.

by VAKI5 May 08, 2005

WB13

A bad television program. WB from Warner Broothers and 13 from the UPN affiliate in Los Angeles

Have you seen The Weakest Link? That thing is WB13.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

Poverett

Poor person, who is not able to get a job.

Look, ther's a poverett!

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005