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The ancestor of our dog, the carnivorous wolf is also related to animals such as the coyote, fox, and dingo. Wolves are endangered, but humans are beginning to open their eyes to previous mistakes and helping wolves make a comeback. Wolves live in packs with a hierarchy, consisting of the only mating pair, the alpha male and female, followed by the beta pair to take over in case something happens to the alpha(s). The lowest in rankings are the omega. Omegas eat last and can be treated very poorly.
Wolves generally hunts rabbits, deer, elk, and sometimes moose. There has never been a recorded attack on a human by a healthy wolf in North America. Myths with wolves may have arisen when humans in witnessed wolves eating the corpses of other humans, who died of other causes. Upon sight of humans, most wolves will run.
There are many types of wolves, including grey wolves (canis lupus) and red/Mexican wolves (canis rufus).
How's that for helping with your report on wolves?
Wolf by Urban Dictionary July 26, 2004

Marilyn Monroe 

1) Cute, talented, intelligent artist who died a bit too young.
2) Jeane-Harlow-like actress/singer/model.
3) The best body ever!
4) Intelligent high-school droput
"Idiots these days all try to look like Marilyn."

"Andy Warhol's shot Marilyns are a result of an idiot."

friend with benefits 

A concept exactly described and labeled "erotic friendship" by Milan Kundera in his classic novel "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", which impressed the literate world back in 1984. That is basically what that book is about: "friend with benefits" vs. "traditional". - And who wins? Well, let's say: both fail, but "traditional" does it with more grace.
I don´t love you, but I like you, I mean, I really like you, I like to have go out with you, I love to have sex with you. You are sort of my friend with benefits.
A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!
Mr. Flood is a choad
choad by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

cock deflector 

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.
A sport involving lots of running at a fast pace. The hardest working athletes are usually on track. Although they get little glory they know why they do it... Fo' the LADIES
The hottest girls in the school were the long distance runners on the track team
track by Urban Dictionary June 1, 2004

cross country 

Cross Country is thuggin. It requires long hours of training to be great but the cross country ladies are hot as hell so its worth it.
"Wow that cross country 5k race was hard!"

"Yeah but look how good the girls look all sweaty like that after their race"

"Damn right playa"