Carl Gallagher

When we speak of Carl we are only talking about the one from the America shameless because the British shameless looks worse then diarrhoea. Carl is defined as a hot mother fucker that any person in the bright mind would fuck and love. He also thinks about sex 70 000 times a day is a white boy but that's okay. If you do not like Carl you immediately get the death penalty, so don't be a ratatouille and love Carl you dumb bitches.

Chad: Carl Gallagher is so fucken hot
Karen: no he's not you weirdo
*banging on the door*
Police: POLICE, OPEN UP!!!
*Karen opens the door*
Karen: yes officers...?
Police: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT BEING IN LOVE WITH SEXY WHITE BOY CARL!!!
Karen: *sobbing* I'm so sorry officers I swear I will take it back!!!Please Please let me go!!!
Police: WHATS SAID HAS BEEN SAID YOU CAN NOT TAKE IT BACK RATATOULLIE!!!!
*police take Karen to station where they put her in a cell and light it on fire where she burns to death*

by ur moms secret bitch September 02, 2021

ratatouille

a ratatouille is a child with diseases ed zachary disease. ye.

me: hey r u a ratatouille
child: whas dat?
me: issa child with ed zachary disease
child: hah?
me: its when ur face looks exactly like ur butt
child: im gonna hurt u *lifts up fist*
me: *flinches*
child: down girl shhhh *talking to hand and patting it*
now laugh hoe.

by ur moms secret bitch March 24, 2021

anti vaxxer

an anti vaxxer is an idiot

me;r u an anti vaxxer
anti;yes
me;pulls out a gun
*shoots*
anti;
*dead*

by ur moms secret bitch March 24, 2021