3 definitions by ur moms secret bitch

a ratatouille is a child with diseases ed zachary disease. ye.
me: hey r u a ratatouille
child: whas dat?
me: issa child with ed zachary disease
child: hah?
me: its when ur face looks exactly like ur butt
child: im gonna hurt u *lifts up fist*
me: *flinches*
child: down girl shhhh *talking to hand and patting it*
now laugh hoe.
by ur moms secret bitch March 24, 2021
Get the ratatouille mug.
an anti vaxxer is an idiot
me;r u an anti vaxxer
anti;yes
me;pulls out a gun
*shoots*
anti;
*dead*
by ur moms secret bitch March 24, 2021
Get the anti vaxxer mug.
When we speak of Carl we are only talking about the one from the America shameless because the British shameless looks worse then diarrhoea. Carl is defined as a hot mother fucker that any person in the bright mind would fuck and love. He also thinks about sex 70 000 times a day is a white boy but that's okay. If you do not like Carl you immediately get the death penalty, so don't be a ratatouille and love Carl you dumb bitches.
Chad: Carl Gallagher is so fucken hot
Karen: no he's not you weirdo
*banging on the door*
Police: POLICE, OPEN UP!!!
*Karen opens the door*
Karen: yes officers...?
Police: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT BEING IN LOVE WITH SEXY WHITE BOY CARL!!!
Karen: *sobbing* I'm so sorry officers I swear I will take it back!!!Please Please let me go!!!
Police: WHATS SAID HAS BEEN SAID YOU CAN NOT TAKE IT BACK RATATOULLIE!!!!
*police take Karen to station where they put her in a cell and light it on fire where she burns to death*
by ur moms secret bitch September 3, 2021
Get the Carl Gallagher mug.