Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ur dad

mr. capretta

The best elementary school teacher on the planet! He also has a tomato garden

When mr. Capretta teaches: "Okay class, so the way gears work is that......yeah my family celebrates Christmas

a sleezy whore, or female who will never stop blowing

joe: did you see that hoebag walking down the street?
josh: yeah she was banging!

hoebag by ur dad June 18, 2006

you suck so much at counter-strike that u STINK

u aren't l33t u are f33t

f33t by Ur dad March 10, 2003

A Triple J consist of a Hand job, blow job, and rim job all at once! YAY

Tommy gets Triple J's from Lee

Triple J by Ur dad March 10, 2003