2 definitions by unclegrind
A severe, and sometimes debilitating, addiction to vagina. Not yet a classified disorder in the current DSM-III, but, nonetheless, an extremely common and contagious malady. There exists no known cure.
Concerned Friend #1: "I'm really concerned about Jeremey. He's using vagina everyday now. I hope he's not becoming a vagiholic."
Unconcerned Friend #2: "Dude, what are you, gay? If a vagiholic suffering from vagiholism means getting poontang everyday, then please, riddle me with that disease..."
Unconcerned Friend #2: "Dude, what are you, gay? If a vagiholic suffering from vagiholism means getting poontang everyday, then please, riddle me with that disease..."
by unclegrind February 10, 2009
A malady of the anus region that causes distress to that of it's sufferer. Distressing hemmorodial tissue unable to be appeased with local anti-swelling creams and/or suppositories.
Exterior Roomate: "Dude, you've been in the bathroom for, like, a way long time. Are you alive?"
Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".
Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."
Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".
Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."
by unclegrind April 11, 2009