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vagiholic 

A severe, and sometimes debilitating, addiction to vagina. Not yet a classified disorder in the current DSM-III, but, nonetheless, an extremely common and contagious malady. There exists no known cure.
Concerned Friend #1: "I'm really concerned about Jeremey. He's using vagina everyday now. I hope he's not becoming a vagiholic."
Unconcerned Friend #2: "Dude, what are you, gay? If a vagiholic suffering from vagiholism means getting poontang everyday, then please, riddle me with that disease..."
vagiholic by unclegrind February 10, 2009
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Vaginaholic 

1. One who has an insatiable appetite for the female genitalia. 2. The condition of a habit relating to vagina 3. One who needs vagina very frequently and in large amounts.

Habits include but not limited to: fucking, licking, poking, pinching, punching, tasting, testing, tickling, sucking, downloading, and looking at vagina.
My name is Sean H. and I am a vaginaholic.
Vaginaholic by SeanH September 21, 2007

Vagilicous

Vagilicous: meaning a tasty vagina free of odor, also in reference to something that tastes like a vagina,
Lizz is Vagilicous!, This tuna-sandwich is Vagilicous!
Vagilicous by Mrs. Vagilicous March 14, 2007

vaginalickery 

Like cocksuckery but the opposite. You can use this word to signify things you don't give a shitlicker about.
Hey Jim, wanna go to the sports tournament tomorrow?

I ain't interested in that vaginalickery.

vagaholic 

This is a person who can't get enough pussy infact they get so much that they start going through withdrawls and if they need a quick fix they pop open a can of tuna, or run down to the fish market on lunch break.
"Dude, I'm such a vagaholic, I had to snort three fresh cans of tuna before I could see straight."

Bob:"Dude I'm addicted to vagina."
Neil:"Yeah what guy isn't..."
Bob:"Does that make every guy a vagaholic?"
Neil:"Well...in a sense yes, I suppose Bob your right...well excpet for the gay ones..."
Bob:"Are gay guys cockaholics?"
Niel:"I would suppose so...yes."
vagaholic by capfund May 14, 2007

Vaginalic erection 

When the clitoris is vibrating at a high frequency. (When somebody is really mad)
”Damn she got a mad vaginalic erection”
”Yeah bro shes been crazy this week”
Vaginalic erection by DDENIAL March 1, 2022

vagilick 

A slack term for a dude that is nothing more than a tool for women.
I can't believe you did that "vagilick"!
vagilick by Frank Cooney April 20, 2008
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