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Slang for pikey or traveller. Thieving scum who will rob you, your mum and your grandma or anything and everything. Generally found driving around in a probably stolen Ford Transit van or a tipper loaded with scrap metal and stolen goods. Happy to fight with anyone and even better if weapons are involved - a Land Pirate wedding isn't the same without a good stabbing or two!

Will have no respect for the law and will happily fight with the old bill when they try to make some sort of dent in their criminal activities. Likely to crash your car that they've just stolen when the police try and stop them and they floor it.
My house lost 100k in value when the fucking Land Pirates moved into the field over the road.
by uncle plod April 27, 2010
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