elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

stink load

After you eat a lot of garlic and blow a load on her face. It stinks like garlic

I blew a stink load on her face

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

by uncle meatster December 06, 2013

fembar

A gay guy with a rod on

That dude is a fembar

by uncle meatster December 17, 2013

dunkdoctor

One who pretends to be a doctor in order to get laid

I'm a dunkdoctor.

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013