uncle meatster's definitions

plump finger

The act of finger fucking a chick because your finger is bigger than your dick

Dude, you should plump finger that chick.

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

astroshot

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

dukenit

The act of driving like the dukes of hazard

That crazy bastard it dukenit down the highway

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013