19 definitions by uncle meatster

aardvark ass

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

sliphole

A big vagina. One you could slip and fall into

That chick has a sliphole

by uncle meatster December 6, 2013

dunkdoctor

One who pretends to be a doctor in order to get laid

I'm a dunkdoctor.

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013