Definitions by uncle meatster

astroshot 

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

astroshot by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

swank finger 

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

swank finger by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

fescue 

Ear hair

He has fescue growing out of his ears

fescue by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

dukenit 

The act of driving like the dukes of hazard

That crazy bastard it dukenit down the highway

dukenit by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

sliphole

A big vagina. One you could slip and fall into

That chick has a sliphole

sliphole by uncle meatster December 5, 2013