Max Sonic-chebs

The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its just Max Sonic-chebs running 248.91 mph.

by uhprofile November 22, 2024

ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper

The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.

However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG

We are never scoring against that ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper, he takes up half the goal!

by uhprofile November 22, 2024