Suck me

The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.
Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*
by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
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Life

98 year old: Life was amazing
Grandson: Really?
98 year old: NO YOU DIMWIT
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