Definitions by twitchcool69

Donald J. Trump 

A loser. If you posted daily on twitter that he is a loser, odds are good within a week he'd launch into an utter tirade about it.

*Posts to Donald J. Trump: loser*
Donald J. Trump screeches.

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 May 9, 2020

Donald J. Trump 

A dipshit who has shit hair.

Have you seen Jake lately?" "No, hes a Donald J. Trump."

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 May 9, 2020

Donald J. Trump 

The guy who FUCKED up America

american: make america great again
next president: No im going to Donald j. trump it

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump 

A strange man who wants to control the country, yet can't control his hair.

Person one: Hey, you know what donald j. trump would do with a can of white spray paint?
Person two: No, what?
Person one: Spray it on america, of course!

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump 

Something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is just a cheap tool.

Gold sharpies are like Donald J. Trump.

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump 

the biggest dumbass that will start world war 3

person 1: "Why are we starting World War 3"
person 2: "Ask Donald J. Trump"

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump 

To be a "Donald Trump" means to be a racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, fascist bigot, who has no taste or manners, and has no business running any country, let alone the U.S.A.

Reasonable Kid #1: Oh man, that guy is being such a Donald J. Trump.
Reasonable Kid #2: I know, right? F*** that dude, yo.

Donald J. Trump by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020