1 definition by twistedpeaches
A place where everyone sucks at life.
Full of sluts, and jackasses only looking for sluts.
A redneck town trying to be city.
Full of crazy farm girls and wild turkeys in apartment parking lots.
A place where everyone knows your name, and who you've slept with.
A shit hole breeding ground for scum bag losers.
All on the backdrop of a gorgeous Great Lake, PH has great potential but needs to vomit out the bullshit first!
And who can forget the wonderful Blue Water Bridges??? With a beautiful view of Canada's factory's
In the summertime, mixed in with the wonderful smell of fresh cut grass and cat piss!
Ah...home sweet home....
Full of sluts, and jackasses only looking for sluts.
A redneck town trying to be city.
Full of crazy farm girls and wild turkeys in apartment parking lots.
A place where everyone knows your name, and who you've slept with.
A shit hole breeding ground for scum bag losers.
All on the backdrop of a gorgeous Great Lake, PH has great potential but needs to vomit out the bullshit first!
And who can forget the wonderful Blue Water Bridges??? With a beautiful view of Canada's factory's
In the summertime, mixed in with the wonderful smell of fresh cut grass and cat piss!
Ah...home sweet home....
Bob - "So what do you think hell is like?"
Phil - "Have you ever been to Port Huron?"
Bob - "That bad huh?"
Phil - "No, Port Huron is worse"
Phil - "Have you ever been to Port Huron?"
Bob - "That bad huh?"
Phil - "No, Port Huron is worse"
by twistedpeaches December 7, 2007