headphones

(n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device.
We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on.
by tuff stuff October 21, 2015
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youniverse

(n.) Used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; their universe consists only of them.
He's my youniverse.
by tuff stuff October 21, 2015
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