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Noun: A fucktard of questionable breeding and very low intelligence.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.
Samaro: "Hey fuckhead! Throw that football at your own restored classic pickup."
Truant: "You Daggy!"
Truant: "You Daggy!"
by Truant January 14, 2004
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Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!
Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
by Truant January 13, 2004
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