truant's definitions

beat the hog

Slang: The act of male masturbation.

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

by Truant January 13, 2004

Daggy

Noun: A fucktard of questionable breeding and very low intelligence.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.

Samaro: "Hey fuckhead! Throw that football at your own restored classic pickup."

Truant: "You Daggy!"

by Truant January 14, 2004

Norling

Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.

Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.

by Truant January 13, 2004