Definitions by trigger mikes

traffic grape jam 

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

traffic grape jam by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

whiskey shocker 

basically your standard whiskey shot but after throwing it back, you stick your tongue on the end of a D battery

Hey Jim stop being so mopey were gettin ready to go get shit faced at the bar.

Ok Jack, I'm just gonna take a couple whiskey shockers and that will wake me up.

whiskey shocker by trigger mikes March 30, 2010