trigger mikes's definitions

traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

whiskey shocker

basically your standard whiskey shot but after throwing it back, you stick your tongue on the end of a D battery

Hey Jim stop being so mopey were gettin ready to go get shit faced at the bar.

Ok Jack, I'm just gonna take a couple whiskey shockers and that will wake me up.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010