Definitions by topo the mouse

Forkqueef 

When a woman’s labia forms into a momentary fork/like resemblance due to the force of a queef.

Her Forkqueef was so powerful, you could cut it with a knife.

Forkqueef by topo the mouse August 25, 2022

Forkqueef 

When the pressure from a queef is so powerful that it shapes the labia into a fork-like resemblance.

Her forkqueef got me so hungry that I needed another fork.

Forkqueef by topo the mouse August 5, 2022

squidartha 

squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.

When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.

squidartha by topo the mouse January 19, 2019