Definitions by tony howard

hairy arse

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

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The act of checking your mobile/cell phone for a non-existent call or message whilst on vibrate alert.

I was totally waiting for a call from a hot chick but all I got was ghost vibrations. Bummer!

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