preach

Social media driven 'wank-speak' for when another cretin that is like you says something you agree with.

'like, bro.. did a mad trap tune'

'like, bro.. preach it...youll get loads of likes'

by tom healey September 13, 2016

EDM

Basic mass marketing. An horrific mash of electronic 'styles' brought into one easy to handle nursery music for the types that have absolutely no taste in music and want to simply be part of something huge.

The biggest lie about this crap is that it 'starts people on the way to more serious music' .

the worst thing to happen to electronic music yet.... (apart from trap)

'edm is my life duuude..'

'youre a twatheaded twitter hungry social media twat..'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

Broke the Internet

An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much

like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

techno

Defined as making music with technology. This genre isnt dance music and was never meant to be. It is a good alternative to commercial music and has many subgenres. The worst type of 'techno' is called 'minimal' - this style is not to be confused with 'minimal techno' and is a kid of childish version of techno that fills large rooms full of non eventful drops for puke kids.

'like duuude... im so into that minimal drop after the 4 miniute white noise build...!!! i love techno!!!'

'no, you like rubbish drops and shouldnt be alive'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

omg

used by eternally adolescent drama queens to exclaim about anything and everything they see, do or hear

'like i was totes like omg and we at this party and i was like o..m....g.....!!! then she phoned me and said he was banged up for the night and i was like OMG lets have a selfie ..totes this is literally me .. selfie'

passer by..

'kills himself'... like, literally'

by tom healey August 31, 2016

ButtHurt

One of the best ways to show how utterly devoid of intelligence you are and how you follow childish social media trends is to use this stupid phrase.

'oh youre getting all BUTTHURT....lol'

'im just going to collect my flame thrower i'll be back'

by tom healey August 30, 2016

Mandem

A term mainly employed little urban shits to describe groups of other dickheads. Very cringeworthy to hear this if you arent interested in their way of speaking.

'yo bruv you seen dat man... literally... brap'
'yeh e wiv dat dem mandem innit... '

by tom healey December 17, 2016