Definitions by tnt

Bear Claw 

A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

Bear Claw by tnt May 1, 2003

Ballsacking 

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

Ballsacking by tnt May 1, 2003

Chocolate Pizza 

Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

Chocolate Pizza by tnt May 1, 2003

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

Canine Special by tnt May 1, 2003

Cold Lunch 

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

Cold Lunch by tnt May 1, 2003

Cop's Delight 

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

Cop's Delight by tnt May 1, 2003

Cock Stuffing 

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

Cock Stuffing by tnt May 1, 2003