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Ethernet Jiggler

When an opponent in any sports video game (i.e. FIFA) pulls out thier ethernet cable in order to disconnect from a match they are going to lose. Often times the person will either blame it on bad connection or their opponents internet.

Former friend before becoming an ethernet jiggler: Dude I swear, I have no clue why I got disconnected. Unlucky :(
You: Shut the hell up you dirty ethernet jiggler, I hope you rot in hell.

by timothy lau December 29, 2020

timothy lau

kid who sucks dick

guy 1: Oh what a homo jew penis nigger

guy 2: Oh that's just timothy lau

by timothy lau May 24, 2018