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timothy lau

kid who sucks dick

guy 1: Oh what a homo jew penis nigger

guy 2: Oh that's just timothy lau

by timothy lau May 24, 2018

Ethernet Jiggler

When an opponent in any sports video game (i.e. FIFA) pulls out thier ethernet cable in order to disconnect from a match they are going to lose. Often times the person will either blame it on bad connection or their opponents internet.

Former friend before becoming an ethernet jiggler: Dude I swear, I have no clue why I got disconnected. Unlucky :(
You: Shut the hell up you dirty ethernet jiggler, I hope you rot in hell.

by timothy lau December 29, 2020