3 definitions by thunker

“i was thuking about the situation
“YOU’RE SO THUNKING MEAN”
“who knew he could look like a thunk
by thunker April 8, 2019
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Someone who is exceptional at making others cringe usually without them even knowing they are. They often times will try to befriend you or think that you are friends even though you avoid them when possible and dont talk to them. You often feel to bad to say it their face how you feel about them because no one really likes them and you dont want to crush their spirit. They are often talked about behind their back so that people can get out how they feel about said cringe-meister.
1: Dude did you see what the cringe-meister did earlier? It was so cringey.
2: Literally everything he does is cringey.
1: You have a point, his snapchat story is especially cringey.
2: On jah.
by thunker September 17, 2019
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A swift beating to the head with a blunt object that will usually cause death, the item ussualy used is a frying pan but other objects can be used as well, this term can also refer to anhilitating someone in a fist fight or beating your girlfriend but when used in these scenarios it must be referred to as a thunking not a thunkin' for example "My girl friend didn't make my Mac and cheese the why I like it so she's getting a thunking when I get home." The person who is giving the Thunkin' is referred to as the thunker while the victim is referred to as the thunkee.
Thunker: You call me gay one more time and I'm gonna give you a Thunkin'.
Thunkee: You're probably just gonna bend more over and finger my anus.
*Thunker swiftly hits the thunkee over the head with a frying pan causing immediate death*
by thunker January 18, 2019
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