Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex

Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it

by This is not my real name June 16, 2022

GLWP

The abbreviation for "genuine laughter was produced." The meaning is similar to "lol," but it means you actually laughed.

919-555-7542: Dude, my attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid. She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait... petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

919-555-2457: GLWP

by THIS IS NOT MY REAL NAME July 05, 2012

A.T.B.C

The acronym for the delicious cigarette that one enjoys right after enjoying a most delicious Taco Bell meal. After Taco Bell Cigarette.

The A.T.B.C. I had today was amazing.

by this is not my real name April 26, 2006

Brown Defibrillator

After having done something physically exhausting, someone poops on your chest

After I had sex with my boss’s mom, she was so out of breath so I gave her a Brown Defibrillator

by This is not my real name July 14, 2022