Nettwerking 

The verbal gyrations performed when trying to impress someone else, usually of the opposite sex, at a networking event. Pronounced: net-twerking.

“I’m going to do some nettwerking tonight... I need to impress a few people and get a new job!”

Nettwerking by thewordfarmer January 17, 2018

social networking sites cycle 

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.

John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

social networking sites cycle by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Networking 

Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.

Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.

Networking by Bobbo231 January 8, 2020

Networking 

A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.

Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!

Networking by hublahh August 3, 2010

socialist-networking 

Socialist-networking is like social-networking but for communists, progressives, Democrats and liberals.

Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.

Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.

Sodahead is a socialist-networking site.

socialist-networking by Foznots March 23, 2011

Anti-Social Networking 

1. unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people due to preoccupation with social networking via smartphone, computer, or any other technology.

acronym ASN.

A person who is surrounded by friends at a bar or restaurant, but is on their smartphone checking their twitter feed or other peoples Facebook updates rather than socializing with the people present: Oh don't worry about Liz joining the conversation at dinner she is Anti-Social Networking as usual.

Anti-Social Networking by fakelamarodom December 30, 2011

networking 

Bro-speak term for partying. "Networking" gives fratboys an easy out to help overcome the massive cognitive dissonance associated with their lifestyles should it be brought into question. Namely, the idea that they will one day get a good-paying, stable job despite the unfortunate reality of their complete lack of employable skills.

TKE: Hey man frats provide valuable networking opportunities. My bro's dad has a dealership and he's going to give me a job once I graduate with my bachelors in marketing and I'm going to make fat ass cash and retire when I'm 40 brah.

Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.

networking by Darrell in a barrel April 13, 2009