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Definitions by thetompkins
Skullhump
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to ride the
top
of a bald (or balding) man's
head
until
climax
. The lesser-known sister-move to the more violent Skullfuck.
"That
guy
is so
hot
."
"Not the bald
one
."
"God yes the bald one. I just want to skullhump him until I collapse."
Skullhump
by
thetompkins
November 13, 2012
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