Definitions by thepearl

Stalker 

Your very own Personal Fan

Get out of here, Stalker.

Stalker by ThePearl January 6, 2014

Krisie 

The ultimate "wifey" type, a Krisie is one who possesses an abundance of domestic skills and talents. A true trophy of a wife, she's everything and more that a man could ever want.

"I really want to settle down already, but I can't seem to find the right girl."

"Yeah, I know what you mean...I'm trying to find a Krisie myself."

Krisie by thepearl November 20, 2009